Chapter 2.... kinda.

So, yes. I woke up at the Bonebell's house, and it was quite spectacular yet crazy. Now, I shall fast forward through the day, and long story short, Lissie & Lottie probably don't want me in their house or on their show anytime soon. I kinda blew it. Teehee.
Now for some good news. I'm starting a new online newsletter called The Awesome Sauce & the Bad Breath and it's going to be awesome. Hence the whole 'awesome sauce'. Check out the exclusive sneak preview! HELLO! I'M AN EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK TO OLIVIA'S BRAND NEW ONLINE NEWSLETTER! CHECK IT OUT & CLICK HERE NOW! :D

Ciao for now, Olivia.

Chapter 1.

I'll be telling you guys a story which is epical yet horrible at the same time. It's far too shocking to tell you in one post, so for your dear convenience, I will be splitting this post into two parts, or as I prefer to call them, 'chapters'.

Ok, so during the past week, Dad brought us to Inverness, Scotland so I could visit Lissie & Lottie, and maybe even score a minor part on their show. That would be awesome on my résumé for when I apply for a job as an actress. Well anyways, when Dad was driving us to the Bonebell residence, we ran out of gas and had to get a tow. I didn't want to wait the full seven hours, so I pleaded for Dad to let Luci & I walk to Lissie/Lottie's house. Come on, it was only three blocks away. He didn't let us because apparently, Inverness is a 'very dangerous' place. So I had to wait seven hours in a towing station. If that wasn't bad enough, I had no WiFi, and Dad was too cheap to buy me 3G, so my phone was pretty useless because I had no apps. All I was left with was an old gummy bear that I found in my back pocket & a stick on the ground. Somehow, Luci & I incorporated a game with the red gummy bear & the stick.

Sometime, I must've dozed off because I woke up on a king-sized bed with French pink sheets,  a thick, cream blanket with dainty lace sides, and a sore neck. Where the heck was I? This place looked quite familiar. I raced through the door & into the hallway, where I found myself the bathroom. I rubbed my neck with some sorta ointment that was labeled 'Neck Cream'. How..original. It didn't help, but it did make my neck smell like apple pie for the rest of the day. I heard a sound, kind of like door opening gently (otherwise known as 'creeeeek') & I screamed. I didn't know what was gonna happen! In the mirror, I saw Lissie with tremendous eye bags & a man with a camera shooting her while brushing her teeth. I'm at the Bonebell's house!

Stay tuned for chapter two. ;]

In which my New Year was quite lovely.

So update number one, I've got an iPhone, or an iPhone 4S, or whatever you wanna call it! 'Twas a late Christmas gift from Dad. And Siri is pretty marvelous. I asked her math problems, and darn is she the ultimate calculator.

Well, as if it were not a surprise, I'm posting via iPhone! :D It's pretty epical, I've gotta say. So I'm obviously really happy. And as if that weren't enough, my New Year's day was spectacular! Luci & I played with sparklers in front of the Colosseum. It was really cool.

Oh right, on to the second update, if you have a YouTube (which I highly recommend you get one!), be sure to check out "Pink Christmas". It's my first lead role in a movie!

Ciao for now, Olivia.